Sharon Shouldn't Drive Because...

After driving to work for two days.... I've come up with this list!

• Sharon has a hand-foot-eye co-ordination problem.
  
• Sharon cannot concentrate on the traffic, pedestrians, jaywalkers and lights simultaneously.
  
• Sharon cannot judge if cars are giving way for her to overtake or not.
  
• Sharon's foot gets cramp from stepping the pedals too long.
  
• Sharon's concentration span doesn't allow her to drive for more than 20 mins.
  
• Sharon cannot remember routes.
  
• Sharon cannot remember street names.
  
• Sharon cannot do vertical park.
  
• Sharon cannot do parallel park.
  
• Sharon always kena honked/flashed/cursed/shown third finger by other motorists.
  
• Sharon gives up.
  
• Sharon wants to hire driver. Car provided.